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Fou, meet Polidori STORY

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This is Fou's first meeting with Paulus Polidori!

*STORY*

*the kids are walking in the woods*
Flesher: Pfft, so you guys really think that that pathetic exuse for a teacher would teach us how to fight? That HILARIOUS!
Oskar: Shut up, Flesher, I think she seems kind!
Flesher: Exactly!She's seems as harmles as Nestor!
Gruftine: She DO seem a bit lame...
Tinto: Yeah, she didn't seem like a fighter.

At that time Polidori is sneeking around in the bushes.

Polidori: Heheheheh, now I got you, you little suckers!
*jumps out of the bushes armed with garlic and stakes*
Polidori: HAHAA! Got you! Say a pray, you beasts!
Fou: OI! Van HelSTINK! Over here ye fool!
Polidori: Huh? And exactly who are you?
Fou: Trust me, sir, If you don't put them stakes away, you won't have any use for that information!
Polidori: Hohoho, and what are YOU gonna do about that, miss?
Fou: *walks to Polidori* If you don't take them away...I am gonna tear your guts out right trough your GODDAMN stormach...
Poliodori: *looks a bit unsecured* Well, taste THIS! *throws garlics*
Fou: *catches the garlic and trows 'em away* HAH? Is THAT all you've got? You're just EMBARRESING! *grabs Polidoris jaket and lifts him up* Now, if you ever EVER, tries to hurt, insult or even LOOK at my students, I swear to my fangs that I will hunt you DOWN and DRAG YOUR GARLIC SMELLING ASS STRAILT TO HELL AND BACK! GOT THAT CLEAR DO WE?!?!
Polidori: YES SIR, I MEAN MA'AM I MEAN...
Fou: Good...Now go home to your grand daughter, you'll do more good there than here!*trows Polidori to the ground*
Polidori:Y-yes! Y-yes, it w-won't happen again! *runns of*

Fou: *turns to the kids* Patetich, huh? Haarmles, huh? LAME?!?!
*kids looking scared*
Flesher: Uuuh, s-sorry, I-I guess....A-and thanks!
Gruftine: We had no idea that you were that fierce....
Tinto: and foul-mounthed....
Fou:................Well now you know..
Oskar: But how could you catch the garlic without getting hurted?
Fou: I couldn't...*shows bleeding burnmarks at hands* Now, let this be a lesson to all of you! And I'm not mad at you, I talked crap about my teachers to when I was in your age....Now let's go! You guys are having a 4 pages written examination in home economy now! *smirk*
Flesher: :iconohfuckplz:
Gruftine: :iconwitchplz:
Tinto: :icondoublefacepalmplz:
Oskar: :iconsadnessplz:
Fou: :iconimhappyplz:
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